{"id":203,"date":"2012-06-06T01:35:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T01:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debralwallace.com\/a-cake-smash-story\/"},"modified":"2012-06-06T01:35:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T01:35:00","slug":"a-cake-smash-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/a-cake-smash-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cake Smash Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

My son turned one today.  I thought this was a perfect opportunity for cake smash photos.  We set everything up, got the cake out, undressed Daniel and set him loose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Testing the waters.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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2 seconds later.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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3 seconds later.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Last moment of “cake smashing” (4 seconds later).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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He is not interested.  At all.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Nana captures the escapee.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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My other kids interpreted this turn of events as an opportunity.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Daddy, ever supportive of mom’s memory making endeavors offers the cake again (he ran away, again).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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His sister also offered to help.  He was not a fan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Mommy gave up.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Here’s to the shortest, lamest cake smash ever.  Happy birthday baby boy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My son turned one today.  I thought this was a perfect opportunity for cake smash photos.  We set everything up, got the cake out, undressed Daniel and set him loose. Testing the waters. 2 seconds later. 3 seconds later. Last moment of “cake smashing” (4 seconds later). He is not interested.  At all. Nana captures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debralwallace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}